In the interest of full disclosure, I don’t really enjoy Halloween. I’ve never been interested in costuming as a hobby. I like horror movies and stories, but I like them all year round. #Squirrel LOVES Halloween, and in my efforts to be a good husband, I have agreed to let her dress me up for the first time. So there’s an excellent chance that, as you’re reading this, I’m slinging drinks dressed as a gigantic ladybug.