I probably made these guys a bit more articulate than I should have, in hindsight. One of my worst qualities as a writer is a tendency toward excess. I like the sound of my own voice, both in real life and on the page. The funny thing is, you wouldn’t believe how often I try to find excuses to eliminate dialogue altogether. Many of my favorite pages from comics history have little or no text on them. There is power in silence. Anyway, plenty of douches are witty. These guys are what I’m like when I’m being a douche.